Trash Talk

You know for stuff like:

You is so fat, when you sits around the house, you sits AROUND the house

You so fat, everytime you turned around in your classroom, you erased all the blackboards.

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Yo muma is soooo Fat her blood type is Ragù

In his later years, The Lone Ranger looked up Kemosabe in the Indian Dictionary and discovered it meant the south end of a northbound horse.

(Note: Tonto always called The Lone Ranger Kemosabe)

You so fat, when you stand on the talking scales, the scales say "Hey, I don't do livestock!"

Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years

Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!

Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"

Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!

Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME

Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes

Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!

Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.

Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"

Chineses a man say "Yoo mom-ma soo fat.... That-when she jump foo joy. She gets stuck."

Your mom's so fat, when she stepped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family. Even through you're bigger than me."

Yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it!

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"